Today has started a new year, 2019. We have survived the year 2018, despite of the prediction announcing the end of the world on April 23 2018. Indeed that day, according to a ‘Christian numerologist’ named David Meade, would happen the Rapture (transportation of Christian believers to heaven), followed by the destruction of the Earth by a mysterious planet named Nibiru, unknown for astronomers but known by Meade.
Those of you who don’t remember this event on April 23 don’t worry, the end of the world will happen this year again. Ronald Weinland, founder of a Christian sect with the bizarre name ‘Church of God Preparing for the Kingdom of God‘, announced that Jesus will return on June 9, 2019. Jesus will save the members of the ‘Church of God etc’ and will throw all the other people to Hell for eternal torture. June 9 is Sunday, so the good news are that we’ll haven’t to go to work on Monday 10!
By the way, Ronald is a classic in this matter. First he predicted the end of the world for September 29, 2011 😮 When it didn’t happen, he changed the date to May 27, 2012 🙂 😉 Again Jesus didn’t come and we the sinners continued here sinning day after day, then Ronald predicted the end for May 19, 2013 😀 🙂 😀 And finally, after Jesus failed once more, the poor guy did his last prediction (for now) for June 9, 2019 😀 😎 😀 😛 Astonishingly his clownish church has members yet.
Happy New Year for all.